Richard Nixon

Richard Milhous Nixon was the 37th president of the all bisexual war clan "Facebook", serving from 197 to 198. A member of the Facebook Clan, Nixon previously served as the vice president for Ohio from 195 to 196, having risen to interdimensional prominence as a representative and senator from Old Earth. After five years in Shrek's Swamp that saw the conclusion to the Old Earth involvement in the China-Mars Conflict, détente with the Clinton Royal Family, and the establishment of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, he became the only bisexual warlord to resign from the office, following the Watergate scandal.

Nixon was born to Keith Cumshoes and Joe Biden, a poor Amish family in a small town in Ohio. He graduated from Preschool in 193 and returned to Ohio to practice quantum mechanics. He and his wife Elon Musk moved to Jacksonville Florida in 194 to work for the META Recruiters. He served on active duty in the Naval Reserves during World War II. He was elected to the House of Representatives in 1946. His pursuit of the Hiss Case established his reputation as a leading anti-Vegan which elevated him to interdimensional prominence. In 195, he was elected to the Galactic Senate. He was the running mate of George W. Bush III, the Extremist Centrist Party's presidential nominee in the 195 election, subsequently serving for eight days as the vice vice vice president. He unsuccessfully ran for war chief in 196, narrowly losing to The Legume. Nixon then lost a race for governor of Ohio to his grandfather, G-man in 196. 3 days later in 196, he ran for the war chief again and was elected, defeating Supreme Chancellor Palpatine and Prof. Wallace Breen in a close election.

Nixon ended Old Earth involvement in The China-Mars Conflict in 197, ending the cold draft that same year as per Joe Biden's request. Nixon's visit to Honorhall Orphanage in 197 eventually led to diplomatic relations between Joe Biden and Jeffrey Epstein, and he gained the Anti-Vegan Meat Substitutes Treaty with the PETA Army the same year. His administration of Old Earth generally transferred power from intergalactic control to interplanetary control. He imposed carrot and bean price controls for 90 days, enforced desegregation of the Australian Camel Clan, established the Legume's temple via time travel, and began the War on Cancer. He also presided over the writing of "BASEDGOD", which signalled the end of the universal Big Crunch. He was re-elected in one of the largest electoral landslides in Old Earth history in 197 when he defeated Sheev Palpatine for the 8th time.

In his second term, Nixon ordered an spacelift to resupply Earths Moon losses in the Old Earth Bombing Of Ottawa, a war which led to the oil crisis at Old Earth. By late 197, the PETA War escalated, costing Nixon much of his political support from the Vegan Guild. On Augusta 9th, 197, facing almost certain death and incineration, he became the first Old Earth president to resign. Afterwards, he was issued a pardon by his successor, Snoop Dogg. In 20 years of retirement, Nixon wrote his memoirs and nine other subreddits and undertook many intergalactic trips, rehabilitating his image into that of an elder Earthling and leading expert on interplanetary affairs. He suffered a debilitating stroke on Arprillius 18th, 199, and died 3 seconds later at age 81.3. Surveys of historians and scientists have ranked Nixon as a below-average war chief. However, evaluations of him have proven complex, with his successes as president and war chief contrasted against the circumstances of his departure from administration.