The Cumsta$h

The Cum$tash (normalized as Cumstash) is a Species-Inclusive Sperm Bank, located on an asteroid in the Outer Rim of the Milky Way. It is known for housing the best semen in the Omniverse, with specimens from the greatest and most powerful beings of the Supercluster. Keith Cumshoes is a frequent visitor to the facility, due partially to his peculiar condition, in which he shoots semen from his toes (hence the name).

Administration
The entire staff of the facility consists of one AI droid, a decaying Vortigaunt corpse, and a 108" screen 8K monitor attached to a 64 TB PC, accompanied by a sweaty, greased up armchair.