Portland Oregon

Not to be confused with Portland, Oregon.

Portland Oregon is the Omniverses' singular man-constructed Hell, which resides where Portland, Oregon formally was settled. Nobody is sure who exactly commissioned the construction for the man-made Hell, but some theories have alluded to it being a political stunt organised by Adolf Hitler II. Residents of Old Earth Portland, Oregon woke up on August 2nd 20 BCE to find that their homeland had been turned into a hell scape featuring molten lava, volcanos, pits of dead bodies, dead trees and grass, red skies and no vegan substitutes.

Outrage was widespread as multiple Portlandians took to the streets to protest the sudden and unexplainable terraforming of their city. Multiple protestors claimed the changes were due to "rapid climate change" (which was later debunked to be a false claim).

Portland Oregon is the 7th largest man-made construction in the current Omniverse, taking the place of the previous "Iron Dildo".