Rick Hernia

Rick Hernia (formal. Richard Marcus Hernandez Hernia III) is the current protagonist of the Rick Hernia Omniverse and is currently the only known tier 3 metaphysical being. He has never been seen in his physical tier 2 form, as he transitioned sometime around 199 B.B. Rick Hernia was a former foot soldier for the M.T.O military and graduated from the cadets with honours in guerrilla warfare and spitting lyrical bars. He was wounded severely in the great META war and was sent home with non life threatening injuries.

Early Childhood
Little is known about Rick Hernia before the great META war. It is theorised that he was formed from the Force, others say that his parents are simply unknown due to Richard being orphaned out to Honorhall Orphanage.

Rick joined the cadets some time around 187 B.B. where he strived and flourished in his skills and knowledge of tactical warfare. This was also around the time where Rick Hernia had taken a strong fascination with "spitting based lyrics". Shortly after finding his new passion and hobby, Richard was deployed as a foot soldier in the great META war. During the war, he met and befriended Keith Cumshoes, and the two developed a brotherly bond.

Rick Hernia transitioned considerably quickly from a tier 1 to a tier 2 metaphysical being. This occurrence is considerably rare among the Metaphysical race, most beings take 100 years to transition. Rick Hernia had managed to transition in a matter of 4 years.

Military Service
Rick served in the M.T.O Special Combined Forces and led the assault on the capital realm of the east, Jacksonville Florida. Under Chief Hernia the M.T.O made great tactical advancements, ultimately leading to an almost decisive victory. A few days before the siege of Delaware, Rick Hernia was injured and was honourably discharged due to his injuries. A week after Richard's injury the war had ended as a stalemate between the two sides. Rick is now in possession of a M.T.O Veterans card and can receive 10% off his purchase at Farmer Charlies.

Music Career
Rick always had a fascination with lyrical composition. At a young age, Rick and his friend Keith Cumshoes would joke around at the M.T.O Cadets Academy and write "based" lyrics on sheets of toilet paper. Before Richard's deployment into warfare he had acquired himself a cracked copy of Fruity Loops Studio 12 from The Pirate Bay.org.

After his injury before the battle of Delaware and after the siege of Jacksonville Florida, Rick found himself being bored at home with nothing to do except eating and masturbating. He acquired himself an ASUS laptop and installed his cracked version of FL Studio 12. This was also around the time where he got back into contact with an old friend, Keith Cumshoes, and was also around the time where met his current wife, A$AP KIDNEY $TONE.

Whilst reconnecting with his lifelong friend, the two found a common interest in videogames, and soon began playing Terraria together. This was where Steve the Guide entered their reality, ejaculating with such force within the videogame that he tore a hole into Rick's home.

Soon after this, Keith and Rick began their band, initially creating a two-track EP, Noticeable Lump in the Abdomen.

On this release were the two fantabulous musical masterpieces, BA$EDGOD, and 4 Times. This led to a great musical renaissance between the two. While they both worked on original projects, the two formed a band, along with A$AP KIDNEY $TONE, and began producing spiritual lyrical beats at a dubious rate.