G- Man

G Man is a Stage 3 Metaphysical being. He is the father of Keith Cumshoes, and Grandfather to Richard Nixon. He currently serves on the Board Of Waifuria, as the Representative from Mexico; however, he has not attended a Board Meeting in over 14 years, as of this writing. His current whereabouts are unknown, however, he has been known to appear from seemingly nowhere and nudge things his way, from time to time. He is noted in being a key player in the China-Mars Conflict of 4 A.B. He persuaded Chinese Prime Minister, Winnie the Pooh, into stepping out of the Cumsmen. He is known for his cryptic extradimensional meetings and hidden messages. He is also commonly at great odds with the Silent Man,Gordon Freeman. He has been featured on a few of Rick Hernia and Keith Cumshoes' spiritual lyrical beats, much to the dismay of Richard Nixon. His wife, 6, is dead.

Early Life
Little is known about the G Man's Childhood. Many speculate he is a creation of Oumuamua's space time continuum tear in the fabric of time and reality. G-man is unable to age and be affected by time, which further solidifies his origin from a tear in the fabric of reality.

Relationship with Keith Cumshoes
G Man and his relation with his first born, Keith Cumshoes is a difficult one to "pin down". Whenever Keith is questioned about his childhood he screams until his larynx is torn apart and his ears bleed. G Man has not been in contact with Keith for some time, leading people the assumption that the family had a "falling out" after WWIII.

Personality
G-Man is a very cryptic and observant entity. He is shown to have a particular fascination with Gordon Freeman, as well as Alyx and Eli Vance. He seems to possess unlimited power. He occassionally mentions that he does things at the request of his 'Employers', although he never elaborates further. G-man enjoys altering the course of time. He also has an obsession with Pac-Man Party (2010).

Alternate Entities
There are two G-Men who are seperate entities altogether from The G-Man; G-Man Alpha, and G-3301.