The Wrath Of M.J

" 'Hee Hee' "" - Michael Jackson before starving 9 billion people to death. " The Wrath Of M.J refers to the event in which multiple potato and various other root vegetable famines occurred globally for approximately 800 years.

The multiple centuries of crop failures were caused by a series of events which displeased the God of plentiful harvest, Michael Jackson. During the late 15th century (Old Earth Calendar), a group of around 80-90 middle school students were taken on a field trip to a farmstead in Ohio (which was later found out to be Jezebel s' future residence) when a squadron of government officials visited the property to commission the growth and genetic testing for the great American "Nuclear Pumpkin" to be used in the event of a resonance cascade scenario. The excessive use of performance enhancing drugs on local produce and flora resonated with the Gods, who became displeased with the people of Old Earth.

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson was the former God of plentiful harvest until he was disgraced due to his multiple allegations of sexual assault on minors at his temple, Neverland Ranch. His banishment from the round table of Gods appealed the Wrath Of M.J curse on global root vegetable harvest. The lasting effects resonated so hard with Old Earth that potato variants and species were reduced down to 3 core archetypes:


 * 1) Chat Potatoes
 * 2) Shetland Black Potatoes &
 * 3) Pontiac Chat Potatoes

The events that followed include the Mortal-fication of Michael Jackson, The Dual of the Fates, Holocaust 2, The Potato Wall Street Crash and the Crucifixion of Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson's rotting corpse allegedly vanish the night before Thanksgiving 2021 (Old Earth Calendar), sparking controversy as Michael Jackson plotting his revenge on the Gods. Others believe a group of homeless people ate Michael Jackson's corpse.